*VIRTUAL PARTY ALERT*

so had to deflate Eric and shove him in the topbox...it was a perculier sight me and ???? lying on Eric trying to squeeze out every last bit of air..(he made some odd noises)! he must have a puncture round his netherregions!

Who?

Don't put naked flames on Lilos!

Anyway! I've the great bed of Ware!

now I don't care for him....but as I was tearing up the hill...he was there! thumbing a lift..I thought "what the heck is ?????? doing out this time of night"?

Biker hasn't smuggled Frank in I hope.

[suspicious] what's the competition?

Isn't this where we came unstuck last time? Trying to light a fire? Thank goodness no-one's on crutches tonight! I don't think the NHS will accept a other singeing story

also brought double blow up lilo.... now whoever wins the competition gets the "double" lilo and my passenger

So! Who's the passenger?

Playing polo! He is supposed to be changing nappies! Dereliction of duty.

oh yes Galen he smelt looked like a farmer..

I'd be careful about the saussages

could do it gypsey style just pee in the same bucket.

some candles in the blue box ooooooohhh drat! any one got a light !

lizG is your dummy a woman or a man? We might need to arange a civil ceremony.

Whats all the noise - can't a person grab a bit of shut eye -oh more food - bang goes the diet

Are you sure it was the farmer, there's some rather dishy young men around with red berets on around. Are they looking for the -- knickef-- borrowed helicopter?
I don't thing HRH is one of them, he's been playing polo!

for all that are not familiar "Eric" is my inflatable friend well at the mo he is de flated....so who's got the most "wind" most of them by the looks of it

well there isno chance of that biker

when my passenger will be revealed..when I think you are all behaving yourselves!

Do you think Eric and my dummy could get married?

had to tie the Tupperware boxes on with some string...lost some on the way but managed to retrieve them,,it's just the sausages rolled back down the hill...it was a bugger trying to find them in the dark, and I did grab hold of something sausage shaped.. ! as I was fumbling around on the ground....and when I did shine the torch in his face,,it was Ted the local farmer "goodness knows what he!! was doing down there!! but I did hear some giggleing from behind the wall

Went back to check on OH he knows something is going on. It didn't help that I flew in the neighbours bedroom window. Has that lovely man gone yet?

WAKE UP you drunken lot! Bikergran and Eric have arrived.
(Mind you I don't have a bloody clue who Eric is.)