*VIRTUAL PARTY ALERT*

Gary grows them for himself. If he grows them at home his chickens eat them and come over all peculiar (I've nicked a couple of plants worth)

Ooops! I think my cutting blades have just redesigned Coventry Cathedral

I am just taking off now be with you all soon, singed my bot on the exhaust so I have been cooling it off in builders bucket.

Is Soop bringing Rory? and Frank bringing Andie?

Is Frank coming?

B****r.....I haven't renewed my lawn tax.

Good idea when - but pour me a glass first, will you? That pint pot over there will do.

Can I just say something serious before we all get bladdered? Yes, I do mean you, glass! (smug pointy finger emoticon) Can we have just ONE night out without the police getting involved? No? Ok, no worries, just so you know it won't be my fault when it kicks off. Right, let's get that champagne OPEN!!!!

Are we there yet?

i don't know but Galen said dogs and cats welcome.
SOOP we want Rory here! Please!

Won't be long now. Is that a bedstead I see before me?

When We were hoping you were on speaking terms with the Chief Constable.

Well you know who your friends are dont you!!!! police dont know what you mean when

I'm HERE!

Cor, that's a bit precarious! Have I really got to clamber down that.....heeelppp.......well, I won't need to clamber down now, will I? Thanks for the lift! Ouch!

I'M COMING IN...I can only land upside down so I can use the cutting blades like a helicopter....DUCK!!

Right where's that port, a pint will do nicely.
No I didn't mean Dover! I know where that is
Come on, give thirsty girl a drink.

Wheeeee! On my way! Fairy lights a glitter, but some idiot on the radio is saying I'm a hazard. A hazard - moi? Just heading straight on towards those mountains, with a little swig now and then to keep me going.

Ooh, there's a big aeroplane near me. Think I'll go down a bit....yay!

And if Frank is coming I'm going home. Now.

And me! Andie can stay though!

Do we have to wait for others to come before we eat?

Well that's another 5 feet chopped off the Great Orme! Quick, land now before you do another circuit of Snowdonia!

Might be an idea to start the BBQ! 'Come on baby light my fire! Come on baby light my fire! Try to set the night on fire'

Noswaith dda, ffrinds annwyl! Hopefully, I have just said "good evening, dear friends". I hope I am in Wales near Snowdonia now. Or were you just saying that to lose me. Broomstick offer was buy two and get One'd free. But I found out too late that that it was a limited offer on the Wand and that I had to travel return to Wales via Alnwick so I thought I might check out the fracking whilst I was there. Satnav says nearly there.

Can somebody please pull me out from under this flippin' lawnmower? The Pimms is OK as I wrapped it in Prince George's trendy shawl which I nicked off the washing line as I passed over Bucklebury.

Quick Im coming in clear a runway ................................

Will follow the fire. You did remember the matches... !