The following tweet exchanges appeal to my sense of humour:
@ThePoke: The breakfast food hierarchy - from 'Meh' to 'Fuck yeah!':
Toothpaste
Fruit
Toast
Cereal
Crisp sandwich
Egg on Toast
Bacon
Full fry-up
@dukkhaboy: @ThePoke you didnt mention porridge. I am outraged and disgusted. i am moving to Tunbridge Wells
@CornishCalzone: @ThePoke Out of interest, where would American style pancakes with bacon fit on this list?
@karenandmimi: @ThePoke muesli is in there somewhere....actually maybe it isnt, maybe its just "nah"
@DearGrimReaper: @ThePoke Pop Tarts are the #1 breakfast.
@bmbm: @ThePoke no way is cereal better than toast
@lanahya: @ThePoke coffee...you missed off coffee...the staple breakfast of all who say fuck off to a solid breakfast
@davidbrider: @ThePoke toothpaste only counts as food if you swallow.
@darrenhowarth: @ThePoke you forgot last nights left over Chinese!
Is there a toiletry you can no longer buy and miss?
On being called Darling and Love
Robert Kenyon, Reform's candidate for Makerfield. Would you let him in your house?
