The people who live opposite are having an extension built. Work began today with the scaffold being erected. One of the scaffolders had a tshirt bearing the words 'Satisfaction guaranteed with every erection'.
A friend wrote to the council when he needed some scaffolding put up, and very tongue in cheek, asked if he needed permission to have an erection in his back passage! Funnily enough, he didn't get a reply.
I also remember a company that used to deliver to the unit next to ours when I worked at Mystery Shoppers. On the van it said "Driven by Pride and Passion" I was so often tempted to say to the driver "So, which one are you then?"