bags has the same name as an aunt of ours who lives in Devon. Aunt is 95. Some time ago, believing that I was leaving a voice message on bags landline...I said something like - 'Hello bags, it's soop are you okay?' It wasn't until much later that I realised the error of my ways. Aunt hadn't a clue who soop was and of course, she would definitely not know who bags was either. I never did call her back to explain.
This morning I called the same wrong numbe. A young lady answered the phone...I said, 'May I speak to bags please?' Young lady said, 'Who?' I then went into an explanation of who I was on Gransnet. Young lady said, 'She doesn't belong to Gransnet. She's 95 and doesn't use a computer. I'm her daughter.' At that point, the penny dropped with a resounding clatter. I was speaking to Mr soop's neice. After much laughter and embarrassment on my side, we sorted ourselves out. Before I hung up I said, sorry about the confusion, please give Auntie our love. Oh dear!
What am I like? 