The actual words were, 'Please remove the DEER CROSSING signs from outside our house, too many deer are being killed there and I do not think it is a safe place to cross any more'
Good Morning Sunday 8th November 2026
Maybe There'll Be Room For Gransnetters If.....



. The bottles are labelled in this way so that when you take your glasses off to have a shower you cannot see which is which, which causes you to use the wrong ones in the wrong order eg Conditioner on hair followed by shower gel, which necessitates much rinsing and starting again, which in turn means that you use 2 or 3 times as much of the product, which means you have to buy it more often - Simples. 
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