WHY?

Talk?!! Have you heard how loud the trailers are?

To give you time to buy your popcorn, find your seat, take your coat off (necessitating standing up again) and talk through all the trailers/adverts etc. until the main film starts?

Why do cinemas give starting times for films which don't start until about 30 mins later?

That's cats!

Also why do cats ALWAYS turn their bottom to your face wherever you are sitting.

Why do cats ALWAYS want to come in when they go out and want to go out as soon as they have come in

Why do cats ALWAYS ask to go out of the french windows when they have a cat flap and always ask to come in the french windows when they have a cat flap.

Why does my DDH ALWAYS ask the cat to sit in French

Why can I remember the registration numbers of both of my uncles' cars in the 1950s, but can't for the life of me remember where I left my spex 10 minutes ago..?

Why does EON send a man round to read the meter when we've posted it on line? Don't they trust us?and why does said man turn up as I've reheated my tea yet again and have just sat down to post my pearls of wisdom on Gransnet?

Why does the fact that our town holds one of the oldest, and biggest, street fairs in the country fill me with pride when the actuality drives me demented.

with you there tiggy.

Why are the seats at rail stations made of metal ? My nether regions got severely chilled this morning.

Flower; my ex husband used to say that I made simple things complicated . Allie; you must go..I actually got up at 8 and went on a u3a walk today [smug emoticom]..although I did take a short cut back cause my knee was hurting and I had a blister [wimp ].

Why don't builders turn up when they say?!!!!
Now late for a U3A meeting...shall I go?

Why don't damn recruitment agencies ever get back to you?

Why is life so complicated?

Why do I make life so complicated?

Why? just Why?

(Bit late replying!) Micelf that is excellent! I hadn't considered the glottal stop, and that's after thirty years teaching in Greater London as was.

The instructions are actually there to ensure you start to suffer from stress [as well as imagined side effects] thus necessitating another trip to the gp and more tablets.

The instructions are there to stop the strip of pills from EVER going back into the box. Agree totally with Stansgran

I have to read them (with afore-mentioned magnifying glass) so I don't over/under dose. I also like to know what the content is - not that I understand any of it!

Why do cats do irritating things like jumping on your face or swinging from the curtains when you are trying to have a lie-in?

No, no, no! The important thing is to try to remember where you put your best magnifying glass.

Gally the important thing is to bin them before you read them otherwise the side effects attack you.

Why, once you have unfolded medicine instructions can you never fold them up in the same way and replace them in the box?

Yes newist - her-ring.

Jess, that sounds like my DS's partner who has never shaken off her County Antrim accent. Mirror becomes mrrr. The boys have started to take the p***. Cheeky brats!

My mother used to run through the whole range of family names (my aunt, cousins and the three of us - no boys) before she hit on the right one.