Virtual New Year's Eve party

glad you made it Alie would have offered to pick you up but had Frank on the back..!

wowweeeeeeee!! a lovely place and very posh, love the chandeliers, not keen on all those animals heads! remember to wipe your feet everyone.

Ok - done! Hi everyone - I even brought my booze barrel too, so help yourselves to what ever you want....................whoooo!

Posts crossed but never mind,I keep losing my connection for some reason ? very strange GN keeps going down. but hey-ho carry on regardless as they say.
whenim64 I thought you where navigating I was just following my "sat-nan" instructions,I must get it serviced by the nice man in the "sat-nan" shop.

AllieOxon just use 'GN' magic! Close your eyes, turn round three times ( using the Zimmer so you don't fall) and wish!

Somebody get me there - I'm going to miss it all!

Is that a broomstick up there with no lights? I can see this dark thing swinging round the house....no...is it a bat...an old bat? Maybe that other light is the international space station...maybe I'm just seeing things!

Hey! One of those could have been me! Had she got white silver hair and a silver lame dress?

OK I will switch on Turbo Boost and go up a bit higher for you,you'd think they would place the wires somewhere else wouldn't you ?? or make them shorter !!

Well, that's out paid to the sausage rolls! Fancy landing in the kennels amongst a pack of hounds! They've scoffed every one. glamma that broomstick is a little bit over-turboed if you ask me! Where can I get a stiff drink, and put the pointy bit back on my hat?

I'm sure I just saw "Phil" coming out the "en suite"

when can you save me a sausage! didn't get chance for tea, stopped at one of the services but it was full of strange women (well I THINK they were women) one or two looked a bit dodgy! n half of them looked liked they were kaylied 3 sheets to the wind.

Cor! It ain't half posh!
I'm going in search of ghillie's balls! ( hope I've the apostrophe in the right place?)

Yes, fine here - one has slipped off the tray but I managed to catch it before it fell on a passing pedestrian. Can you get a bit more height? Those telephone wires keep twanging me in a funny place!

Envious don't worry about your Passport sweetie,just tell Customs you were with us and they'll let you through no bother

Thanks Charleygirl - gosh you are a good driver, that pylon had no business being there did it? Parking? No probs, just slow down and we'll jump off! A wee bit of ceilidh dancing and we'll warm up in no time. Anybody else know the postie's jig? (No, not a comment- a dance)
Is it OK in PC terms to do the Gay Gordons? Or shall we just entertain ourselves with the Dashing White Sergeant? Give me a couple of Dark and Stormies and I can dance anything!

vrooooooooom vrooooooooooom nearly missed you lot. (just come out of church) just passing Ikea..be with you soon..(lost one of my inflatable friends on the M62 (think it was Eric!! will pick him up on way back cya soooooooooon

whenim64 tight hold of those sausage rolls don't want any falling onto windscreens up the M6 do we ? I hope you are comfortable at the back and got your seatbelt on tight,we'll be coming in to land soon.

sunseeker spirits to your left! ghosts to your right. Owt else straight ahead

that's for me to know and you to find out (as gran used to say)

Right where is that corgi Galen - it's a bit nippy up here isn't it, got anything to warm me up?

Galen, what are you doing with that piece of ribbon?

Where are you CharleygirI, I don't live in MK I live in South Wales look out for the A465, you can,t miss me I wrapped the Christmas tree lights over the little black dress, battery operated one's, didn't want to conk out before we do the conga.

Took a look outside.
Running around to find my warm undies - it's raw out there - have to get them on quick under this long dress and think I will put trousers on underneath too - arrgh I nearly fell over in the wet - wellie boots, where are they?

I declare this party -

In regal voice OPEN,

Goose it looks like Charley is coming this way anyway I have lifts galore but that's ok I will get there somehow so come on lets get going and join this party!

Glad you got insurance Charley look out for rockets - and you got the inclement weather all right it sounds like sleet brrr.