Pete's Sports Bar.

Another bottle...?

Don't drink sherry. Vodka!

It's called a gold in toxophiliy! Sniff!

No more sherry for Galen .....

Nearer....better chance of a Bullseye.......

In fact reminds me of a much loved anatomy lecturer who asked a female student if the glans penis was proximal or distal?
She replied 'proximal'
His answer ' it may be proximal to you , but it's distal to me'
For the anatomically challenged, the glans penis is the tip I of the said organ.
You're never too old to learn!

Oh! You are still here? I was beginning to wonder.
Was thinking of you this am. I was trying to remember whether the cock feather should be nearer. To me or away?

Tired pheonix ...thank you for your concern.

annsixty ...no doubt it will turn up...they've waited long enough Forest/Derby next.....that should be a good one!

Pete has anyone been cruel enough to send you,by e-mail, the cartoon of the Queen and Prince Charles which is going global? My Liverpool addicts family sent it to me with glee.

What's up Pete?

There's a Fireman wandering about outside with a bottle of Vodka looking for Lona

Someone tell him to belt up ......I'm taking to me bed..Not a good day...

That's being equist, that is!

There's a nice Roast Beef & yorkshire Pud if you fancy that roses or something light like a slice of quiche & salad all washed down with apint of whatever tipple takes your mood.

Hi everyone, a bit warm today isn't it? I will take my pint into the beer garden and do the crossword. Who's rotweiler is tied up outside?Somebody give it a dish of water.Pete, what lunches are on offer today?

We really need an eye rolling emoticon.

Don't mention 'horses' Lona, you'll only start them off again...

Hi Pete, you look a bit rough this morning! Have you been up all night again?

I'll have my usual large G&T with a slice of lime please, and you can tell that Ana that I haven't touched vodka since the "Firemen Strippers" were here!
If there's none left it's because she's started drinking pints of whatever she can get!!

glamany chance of some 'horses douvers' please?

G'day. Pint of Irish whisky coffee, in a tankard please mine host, and a packet of shamrock flavoured crisps.
Any spare hammocks? Who's that on the -junk- juke box? sounds like he might have a nasty throat infection

I'll listen to Barry White any time he certainly does it for me what a singer he was such a loss at an early age loved him.
Everything all set up in the bar for to-day all the board games are out if anyone wants to play or you can relax in the garden as the weather is quite good,be careful with the parasol it tends to take off if there is a gust of wind ?
Irish coffee and cakes available in the snug for the laydee's just take your orders to that man standing in the corner keeping the bar up. enjoy

Very Lady like......excuse me I'm trying to find Barry White on the juke box....

No just line them up in separate glasses and I'll take my time

Is that in the one glass Rose ?

I've got some in the 'tips jar' bo

Blow football anyone....

Just talking arrows in the bar Galen, don't want to use the bows and injure anyone.
Think there will be some good targets in the bar Pete, might pop in again so stock the bar - Guinness, whisky and a good dry sherry, I'll be in every night!