Pete's Sports Bar.

Shall we sneak into the snug as there's no one around...........we can eat all the pies!

Very kind ...don't mind if I do

Spring fever Pete, I'll just have a large one while I'm passing.
You know how I like it by now
Join me if you'd like, just put them on my tab please.

Is it something in the air...

Better get my orders in fast just in case there is a price rise with the budget to-day if drinks go up too much will have to swap to Council Ale or start making home brew !!

Out, damned Spot, out, I say! (who let that dog in?)
One: two, don't make me count to three!
The beer is murky, pie, my landlord, pie!
A serving and a half
What we need is ketchup, and you know it,
And no-one can call time on our account! (We are running a tab, so there!)
Yet who would have thought the fireman to have such life in him!

Worse and worse and worse
Play on Petes awful team
Til the last second of playing time
And all the minutes gain the others uncountable goals.

Bugger, should have been "or to cross legs against the seas of urine!

To pee, or not to pee: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the swollen bladder
Caused by Singapore Slings and pints of lager
and play on with Galen's arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to cross legs against a sea of urine,
And by use of Tena, quell them

But lo the Dawn from yonder window breaks!
Who's Dawn? The new barmaid?
And whys she breaking in through the window?

You've missed the Ides, they were on Saturday.

Like the 'Windmill' Rosannie we never close....

Forget the meds Nurse..... I'm off to dream about the Ides....

Would she be the nurse from Romeo and Juliet? Fatal consequences there! Beware the Ides of March (different play) but you never know with nurses. I'm sure there are lots of people relying on you opening up tomorrow.

Complete works.........who knows!

Is it time for my meds Nurse....

Just read the 'Great works of Will phoenix '...should help the brandy go down... bo

Groan. Not feeling too good - must have been that shamrock soup I had last night...

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Should be in print? Handcuffs ..yes!

It would taste too bitter glam ...

phoenix Your talents are wasted!

Pete just thought I would mention it don't want to rub salt in the wound though !! have another pint on me

Thanks

Phoenix brilliant you should be in print