Fancy writing a group limerick ?

(Would summer be better than year? and "It turned out a bit of a bummer"?

(Neither of us scan right, alie)

'Twas not too successful, i fear.

Try this?

I grew a herb garden last year

Oh. It could be though

And my first line don't scan right for a limerick.

I expect it's you minds the most...

I have just been pipped at the post,

(pipped by shysal. I was pondering for too long and didn't refresh the screen.)

And other sartorial disguises.

He'd buy a huge hat,

In the largest he sat

So when he was fat

Who had pants in different sizes.

There was an old man from Devizes

And you end up covered in bling-s! Bah, humbug!

So anything goes

And cross gaitered hose,

They have flowers and bows

(does this scan? I can't make it go with the next two lines!!)

If you wear them with cute earrings

Easter Bonnets are quite jolly things

(Must be the weekend starting. Or the full moon, or something!)

(Cool down, PapaOscar This limerick-writing is too stimulating for you at your time of life.)

(Withdrawn - I was up a gum-tree at the time, Your Honour.)