Fancy writing a group limerick ?

(No! it was only 9seconds late)

Oops 11 seconds.

( wasn't concentrating there! )

I squeezed her until she was thinner!

Two cows were discussing the weather

As they reached the end of their tether

One said to the udder one.

"Chew the cud as it's such fun"

As we munch on the grass together.

Down in the depths of the ocean

The fish created a potion

It bubbled and bloomed

And it was assumed

It may cause an aquatic explosion

The explosion caused turmoil and strife

(Holly I warned you when you 'signed up' that it's addictive )

The atmosphere could have been cut with a knife

(you certainly did Mini )

It caused such a panic

Its effects were titanic

And rumours and whispers were rife!

The Vicar said his organ was broken

Sung eucharist had to be spoken.

The actress sang alto

(Correction) The actress soprano
Who launched the Belgrano
Would warble "Oh God!!!" as a token.

Sorry to finish it solo, but the rest came into my head as I cut bread for a sandwich.

She was like Gwyneth Paltro,

Gran was cutting her hedge on a Monday

On the rather bleak island of Lundy.