Fancy writing a group limerick ?

There is summat quite wrong wit' computer.

You stole it, I'm here to arrest ya!

Grans yelled "Young man please don't pester"

The proceeded to drive on to Leicester

Shouted where did that gin go?

He wound down his window

papaoscars
Some Grannies were enjoying a siesta...

When a young man pulled up his Fiesta.

Oh bugger! I interrupted a new thread.

There is summat quite wrong wit' computer. (sorry)

There is summat quite wrong whit' computer.

Some Grannies were enjoying a siesta...

You got it, NM!

Swam by looking lost and most comical!

I think papaoscar is setting us up here with the most challenging rhymes he can think of.

"Chased them off into the wrong channel." Would be better for the rhythm.

Chased them all up the wrong channel.

When some dogs from the hunt

They were steering their punt

Oh no, that would have us in Pedants' Corner in a flash!

humph! I can't even spell "rhyme" correctly! It would only take the teensiest bit of a thingy to make it rhyme, for example if you pronounced it "banal" rather then "banarrll"

Akshewally, Ana that could be an idea for a limerick that looks as though it rhymes, but when read aloud, doesn't!

(Well, yes, you could say the same about 'bough' and 'cough'...)

Which at first seemed rather banal (ok, dodgy ehyme bit looks as if it should )

Some Grannies went on the canal...

Great minds Ana !

It's bound to be Anton, just you see.

x posts, NanKate - along very similar lines!