Possibly my favourite one at the moment....
“If you prick us, do we not bleed? "...........usually as I stick a needle in an arm for blood or prick a finger for a sugar test....followed up with only an armful and sorry no tea and biscuits! Trying to lighten the moment works most of the time....
if you tickle us, do we not laugh? Usually when I am washing feet, yes as a Ward sister I do like washing feet,generally only ghetto to this at a weekend when I can 'act down' and be a proper nurse....
*if you poison us, do we not die?*With a 'that wouldn't do now would it' while On a drug round when a patient queries all,the additional tablets given, mostly painkillers....
*and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?". *- for those here in the know I am currently working on that one.
(Act III, scene I).” The Merchant of Venice