Limerick writing Mark 2 alphabetical !

Claim that he was out

Complaining next day to his brief
Causing everyone so much grief
Can he sort it out?
Could be it's about...

(Yours is better MM)

Consider that she's NOT a thief!

Dear darling I find you delectable.

Despite being less than respectable

(*Alie*, your line didn't make sense at all...)

You are naughty but nice, dear

(Oh b****r) Doing naughty but nice, dear

Downing draughts of some nice beer

Dear Nigel you are almost electable.

( NanKate!)

(Ana - Just following the story line back to the accused, Hayley.....)

(Don't get that - but never mind... 'Twas funny, I thought!)

Every morning I stroll down the front

Elections are now in the offing

(Pipped!)

Each passer-by gives me a grunt

Even dogs bark 'hello'

Early fishermen follow

Beachcombers are out on the hunt

(I thought limericks were supposed to a) make sense and b) be funny.
MiniMouse, your line didn't even begin with an 'e'! What a shambles...)

I changed my post and then sent the wrong one! Obviously past my bedtime . . .

Fearless Fanny flew the flag (thought I would throw in an alliteration just to be a show off)

(Five festival fireworks for Fearless Fanny, Nankate - but does she fit the tune? Her line goes - Thump di thump di thump di thump instead of Di boom di di boom di di boom di
Say it aloud or sing it to get the pattern)