Help! need 'polite society' expression...

Bugger off seems fine to me

"Or, as they say in Polish, Pissky Offsky."

(They don't really say that in Polish, but it can raise a laugh without offending anyone).

Perhaps 'go away impolitely' - at best they will and at worst give you an odd look ...

Scheisse, the German word for Merde (French), comes of the tongue better.

Maybe not more polite, but I like "Sod that for a game of soldiers !"

jcdoh it was translated for me by google translate

Way beyond the call of duty!

A bit like 'El Torro PooPoo' --- Bull S--t

liked most comments-- but the tywarchen bont , I thought perfect and funny too !

tywarchen bont -means turf bridge--so turf is a sod of earth and bridge is between two safe places - or jump off ?

dywarchen I ffwrdd- was not translated ?

I find that 'do one', usually works! Said with venom of course!

Why would you be told off by GN for saying bollocks.

What's wrong with bollocks?
I startled one of my clinical tutors by using the word when being been told that you could have a female haemophiliac.
I was correct. He was just testing us, but didn't expect THAT word from the nice polite, refined Miss B

B.......cks I will be told off by GNHQ if I print the full word but it works for me. lol . if just part of anatomy after all

Oops just saw there's no question of payment. So the word "free" would have to be inserted in front of the word "services", and drop the rest .

Let us know what you do in the end, Bags.

"Request to those who would like to use my services in the future: run it by me first so I can check whether the effort is worth the outcome, and I'll let you know what the chances are of success. Also, pay me."

You can't be serious man!

Scheibenkleister, sounds rude but it isn't.

Shut the front door....

'In Your Dreams, Sunshine'

Go and read the Equalities Act

B Wondering if you included your suggested comment. I thought it perfectly pitched.

To me it's an alternative to 'Oh s**t'.....

Not entirely sure what the problem is but if they are claiming to be helpful to people with disabilities but only on their terms, they need to be told! Equal opportunities rules supreme.

Why say anything? Just perfect The Look

I had a rather prim mature student who, when she wanted to express annoyance, would say, 'Oh, buttercups and daisies'. But I don't think that's quite your style, Bags.