Whatever next?

Has anyone been vajazzled? Crystal designs on shaved bits! I'm all for a bit of bling on occasion but that is a step too far I fear.

Well, quite

I also remember Vivienne Westwood's puff ball skirts, not a good look for ones parts, IMO

Vivienne Westwood? Or perhaps not, punk involved safety pins and chains didn't it?

Arts and crafts anyone? Something a bit William Morris?

brilliant phoenix

Or perhaps even "impressive exterior, but in need of a complete refurbishment programme including replumbing, could present a challenge to the DIY enthusiast"

It's the extensions I'd be worried about.........

Cottage style? Old and rather out of control?

phoenix

I suppose that might be moderately better than something being described as having period features.

Or perhaps the new term that is sometimes used for vintage, "previously loved" ????

Antique!

Art deco is my 'thing' can't quiet imagine how that would be interpreted. Sunburst maybe ??

Could bring in Ground Force to deal with the 'foliage' . . . Nice bit of topiary for the 'hedge' . . .

Think I'd go for rococo

That would suit me! Thank heavens the shaving thing is going out of fashion, they are now saying it is unhygienic because the hair follicles get infections.

what about shabby chic?

I'm afraid they were around 29 years ago, when I had my first. Ex joked about me getting one while I was busy pushing... I should have realised the writing was on the wall even then.

Sorry just mentally warped off there, imaging what would happen if famous designers were involved, would anyone opt for the Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen, or perhaps the more "country" style of a Kirsty Allsopp..............