Here's summink to stir youse up

Years ago a friend read Burglar Bill to her son, he was shocked. Not that Burglar Bill was a burglar, but because he dunked biscuits bin his tea

Oh naughty Julia Donaldson
Winding up the po faced
And having lots of fun

Never mind the smoking. I thought children had to be taught to share. Why aren't the two scarecrows made to take turns with the lady scarecrow?

Didn't snowman always have pipes once upon a time?

I realise that the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings weren't written for children but would point out that tobacco looms large in Hobbit lore. Did they - hobbits, dwarves and Gandalf - smoke in the film?

The scarecrow in question is clearly an immigrant benefits scrounger snd the wedding a marriage of convenience. Julia Donaldson is of course well known for her gritty reality(what do you mean, theres no such thing a a Gruffalo?)

L O L !!

How can a Scarecrow afford to smoke cigars?

Not cigarettes--cigars!

If memory serves- cigarettes!

Mine is stuffed with straw - a H&S/fire hazard issue. Does he go up in flames?

What do Scarecrows smoke? (I've not read the book)