Good Morning campers. I'm off out for lunch with DS and then onto opticians to get some contact lenses. It must be them that's stopping me from attracting the opposite sex, not the cake shelf, or the goatie, or silver threads through my hair, or constant moaning about health, no, it must be the fact that I do not have contact lenses! Wish me luck! 
James Cleverly is running to be Mayor of London






