Once you have cleaned the sink, and all the wash basins you are welcome to a nice cup of tea and a piece of my your cake.
If it's near lunchtime when you arrive we could instead have a glass of and then get Penstemmon to bring round some nice soft bread and I will provide the Brie.
NanKate now Vim - in the days when I used Vim on an old stone sink I was pregnant and was cleaning it several times a day- loved the smell of Vim but my hands were awful. I love the smell of cleaning fluids but now use Sainsbury's own kitchen cleaner with bleach - that's me knocking on you door with my microfiber cloth. Is the kettle on I've brought cake [cake]
I have never eaten anything strange[apart from peanut butter once!]However, like numberplease when a child I used to love sticking fingers into soft tar bubbles in the road outside our house. It was so pleasurable that it became almost a compulsion.Also, doing the same to the newly whitewashed and rather bubbly wall in my Grandma's outside loo. I got into real trouble about that [I was only 7] as bits of plaster then littered the floor like snow. I remember the horrible guilt.
Reading about the lady who eats candles reminded me of when I was about 10 years old, I used to chew wax. I can`t remember where it came from, but it was red, and I loved chewing it and getting it soft, maybe it was because my mother would never allow us to have chewing gum? I also liked treading on tar bubbles in the road in hot weather. My SIL, when pregnant, used to eat coal!
shysal the flannel story has brought back a childhood memory which I had forgotten - sitting in the bath and sucking the flannel when I was a child! I did grow out of the habit though!
There were two sisters on This Morning last week (in their 50s). One eats candles on a daily basis and has done so for years and the other one eats books - she only eats old books. She tears the pages into strips and eats them.
I know someone who has a 'thing' about used party poppers. Any 'do' she is at where they have these she goes around picking up all the used ones and sniffing them!