The de-forestration of Scotland

This thread is cheering me up no end

Anno Sundays just wouldn't have been the same without the Sunday Post.

The places I went on holiday never had washing-machines. Plus it was useful for carrying all sorts of stuff. Impromptu seat. Etc. Dead useful.

nellynolan they always come out with these things at the wrong moment don't they. At least it wasn't you who taught her the naughty swear words.

W T F

A bucket.

It's Oor WULLIE!!

In my yoof, I always travelled with a bucket in his honour. It was ever so useful.

I wish my son in law had used that expression a couple of weeks ago then I wouldn't have had my DGD telling me in in a very loud voice in her local Waitrose cafe that 'My Mummy doesn't like f**king hell'

God it's hard work on here sometimes

I'll shut up now.

That Willy actually says "jings" as well as the rest of it. When you google it.

You should have put this - "you've got me stumped".

See?

Well. Yes. I thought that's what you meant, and I did think it was funny. BUT you should have put the "stumped" in quote marks. Then I would have known for sure that's what you meant. And I would have responded appropriately.

Lesson over.

Get it? Tree stump! Oh well, I thought it was funny.
wanders off mumbling, totally stumped^- ^tree stump.

A must every Sunday Anno

Oh, baubles, you take me back to the days when I used to pop round to Granny's house to read Oor Wullie and the Broons in the Sunday Post which my dad wouldn't have in our house.

Ha, ha, ha, you've got me stumped!

Oh my gosh! I just googled that phrase Baubles said! How funny!

Oh yes. I think we should have a log splitter. DH considers it beneath him though.

Baubles - sorry. You've got me totally stumped there.

Google chainsaw sculptures. I wish I was skilled enough to do amazing stuff like that.

Oh, hello!

Don't worry, jings, there are more seedlings and saplings than I can cope with. It's mainly rhododendron I have to hack back and make into firewood. And then there are the old trees that fall over in our garden—threewithin the last year and another one going.

My next tool will be a log splitter. The current log splitter (MrBags) is wearing out.

Ok Jings got it now. Do you think Bags is becoming dangerous, maybe we should all go to her house and investigate this strange behaviour with said chainsaw. We could all take cake to calm her down!

Think you'll have to do your trademark shout out to Baaaaggggggssssss

Jings crivvens and help ma boab!!

It's just a mild piss-take of Bags, Thistledoo.

She's always grabbing a chainsaw and going out to her garden.

Jings what are yoo on aboot? Canea get tub grips wee thes thread at awe.?..

Scottish grans - don't hit me.

I must awah into toon now to do a wee bit o' shopping.