Homeless Mumsnetters - come this way!

Oh God, is swearing not allowed here?? I said 'arse'. Is arse allowed??

enormous didn't you read the 'rules' before leaving Mumsnet. No swearing and no asking for chocolate ok the second part I might have made up

They have rules

chipping

To occupy me. We've already had words because I want soft pink decorative bits in the lounge & he wants yellow.

The colour scheme is dark grey walls & a sofa in grey/purple/mink stripe.

Obviously we need soft pink & not yellow.

It will warm it up a bit.

Pretend you were talking to me Enormouse

Is it me or do the 'discussions of the day' here look a bit like black propaganda? And not very representative of things over here at all?

Discussions of the day

Hairy chin - removal tips?
Dribbling - in your sleep?
Reminders - not making sense?

Enough with the rules, peeps! Glad you're feeling at home, arse is oerfectly ok, and here's some more scones. Butter, then jam, then cream, then a strawberry!

Imagine there will be lots of people with lots of ticks on their to-do list from this morning. me included

Of course, I meant arsenic
And the discussions of the day do seem a bit……errm bleak. Maybe it's to freak out the visitors?

fluffy I'm with you. Soft pink makes sense and will complement the grey better than yellow

THANK YOU. I knew I was right.

Only another hour.

Fluffy - ah, I see... hopefully not long then Yellow? Send him to the shed. Fool.

Olivia - Gold Star. MN shouldn't have sent us over here, I might have had some on mine!

Thanks when - YUMMMMM

ticks? ticks?

ssss..... erm stuff that. have face painted the girl though.

oops she is on the sofa waiting for her photo..

Right - having consumed my body weight in vegan brownie and when's lovely scones, I'm going to have to see if I can still do my jeans up and go to the 'concert'. I'll be back later - with

Hello fellow MN's & GN's

I'm in dire pain from being up all night with tummy trouble and have now have lost my voice. All thanks to having the flu jab last this week which has left me with a nasty cold/flu/stomach bug or whatever this is. Really need some MN hugs or GN hugs please... I'm feeling lost without them

{{hugs}}

I'm out! I'm alive! Phew.

Wasn't that bad, considering.

enormouse I bought bras because mine are from the dark ages and a recent MN thread told me I had been buying the wrong size for years. Advice good, selection of bras at reasonable prices poor.

Chipping I think after DS had a tantrum about only wanting Gummy Bears for lunch, he may well need that lie down. He won't get it though, he has fences to put up to block out the annoying child next door

Fluffy another pink from me, definitely not yellow.

Pulledapart have some unmn (((hugs))), hope you feel better soon.

I have to go out soon so won't be around for mn coming back online. Still it'll be there hopefully when I get back.

(((hugs)))

I vote for pink too... and I can add unblocking the pipes onto my very short list.

Thanks galen & dejavu

Thanks poltergoose

It's so weird not being able to shout NO at DD now that she is running around the house causing havoc. I think she is enjoying my misery the little madam at least she is happy.

Pleasure

Ooh were you interventioned look? I need to remeasure myself as I've stopped bfing DS2. Though I'm quite excited about buying some non nursing bras.

pulled an MN hug from me.

still wearing nursing bras. ds is six.