ANOTHER CHRISTMAS GAME

But it had in fact been pinched by the naughty elves who had put it up for auction on e-bay. Where it was bought by....

Gareth Malone who had broken his baton whilst conducting yet another choir. He junped back in horror as the wand......

went into a spin and the members of the choir...

who consisted mainly of the cast of an overpriced production of Cinderella starring a Z list celebrity, jumped to their feet and in unison and shouted.....

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, give us back our wand, we want our wand back, we want it back, Hallelujah!...

The wand, taken by surprise, twirled a few times in the air, shedding golden stars, and then sped off towards.....

its true owner the Fairy, who was so relieved that she

stopped washing up and bought a dishwasher. The dishwasher, however, was possessed by devils and one night.........

She had managed to hide from Voldermort

Fell down in a swoon, and was rescued by two passing pantomime queens who picked her up, dusted her down, and took her back to the theatre, with her wand, to take part in the show.

Oh, no they didn't!

We posted together

Oh yes they did !

Oh, yes, we all did! I'll continue:

One night the Fairy was woken by noises in her scullery. Creeping down the stairs in the dark, she spotted the wand beating the dishwasher in a fury. The wand, however, did not know that the dishwasher was possessed by devils and..........

...they flung the door open, grabbed the poor wand and rammed her firmly into the tool tray. Then those devils set the machine to maximum squirt, squeeze and douche for ever. Can anything be done to save poor wand from a fate worse than death? Will a hero arrive in time to save her?

No need for a hero!

The Fairy used her magic might to wrest open the dishwasher door and as the water wooshed over the kitchen floor and out of the back door carrying all the devils with it, she grabbed the wand and whisked away into the night...yet again!

Meanwhile Jack was trudging along the A1, with....

a very posh suitcase on wheels that he'd won on ebay for a pound...he hadn't checked what was inside...

as he was of a nervous disposition...

but it did seem very heavy for such a posh suitcase!

Could someone have stowed themselves away in it...

What Jack was about to find out was that the suitcase was a Tardis-like time machine. He reached out to open it up....

red, green, yellow and blue lights flashed...a moaning sound startled him somewhat...

Go on then! Don't stop now. What happened?!!!

"The wand, taken by surprise, twirled a few times in the air, shedding golden stars".....

That is so pretty.