Loopyoo I remember when I was about five, a gypsy selling clothes pegs saw me at the door with my mother and told her I would be a good dancer.
I have never ever been any good at dancing at all, no real co-ordination.
When about 13 I had a resounding D for dance in my report with the words "Unfortunately Nellie is very slow at learning steps". I could not even manage line dancing when I was 50ish.
I have never beleived predictions etc by fortune tellers at all.
Another funny one for the pendants
James Cleverly is running to be Mayor of London

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. Soop, have I missed when McSporran starts his treatment?




It's bags' recipe, I wish I could be like her and only eat one at a time. 