A four line poem

crafting

Grin is an anagram of ring
Both are words which bring
about much hilarity
And one ensures a certain parity!

Your name could convey something of you
It could be a hobby or something you do
It could be a nickname or numerous things
But Pompa's should now be "Lord of the Rings"!

Galen, that's very scary
Of my GP I'll be wary
If I ask about warts
What will be his thoughts?

So sorry for that
I'll go back to chat
To save people's blushes
I'll beat round the bushes

Oh my goodness! Can it be true?
All this rudery, that's coming through
Your words will cause so many blushes
Reddened cheeks and such hot flushes!

Posh? What me?
Know me better and you'll see
Medics have the smuttiest minds
You could ever hope to find

So it isn't 'my precious'
That's lurking in the shed
But something much more interesting
Is that what Pompa said?

Who'd have thought !
Oh my gosh
Who could write such smut ?
Our Galen, whom I thought so posh.

A four line poem was in Newist's mind
Some humour and wit she hoped she would find
But with Galen and Pompa on the subject of rings
Her thread has been highjacked to sexual things!

It's masturbating
That makes you blind
With pompa's ring
No need she'll find

LOL, her eyesight can't be too good, she married me.

Pompa, tell us more
Or not - I'm not sure
Would MrsP mind,
Or has love made her blind?

My goodness, how salacious and naughty
Let's hope that no one will be too haughty
To have a laugh as we head to the loo-
Come on, bet you need to go too!

My friend Dick
told me about this thing
that would raise my pri spirits
found one in the shed, a ring

Crafting

The four line poem
Could turn out to be
Lots of rude verses
About the lav-a-tory

It must be contagious
To make it to the loo
'Cos after reading all these posts
I've been off there too!

DH wants a kiss
But I need the loo
jings needs a p---
And I do too.....but only coz *jings put the thought in my head

When its dark and cold
And you're feeling old
You need to pee
Instantly!

Hahaha!!

Hope your urgent need is gone
And you have a feeling of relief
There's nothing worse than hanging on
Then struggling with your briefs!

(Sorry as well!)

Sorry

I've tried so hard
But I can't do this.
Can't think of a verse
And I need a p---