Just asked DH the time ( my watch needs a battery) he looked on his wrist. Then started to look round the house to find his watch. Nowhere to be seen.
He then looked under his jumper sleeve and there it was all the time!
I then told him Merlotgran's OP. Cheered him up no end!
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Twenty pounds ! What will you receive ?


and will be taking a lot more care in future! Fortunately only damage was to his pride!


