*OPEN INVITATION TO THE GREAT ARTHURIAN GRANSNET PARTY*

Thank goodness for that puddle, now where's my G&T ?

I just gave her the pump she asked for, someone will have to retrieve her, I started to feel a kindred spirit towards her

Send that drunken d/d up to bring her back. Here, boy! Go get her! Oh dear, he does seem rather earth-bound!

She's back - deflated but safe. Now eating a muffin for nuffin and drinking a large mead.

I am no good at heights, or anything else to be honest, OH Woe what shall we do

I seem to have gone deaf. I will have 6 muffins and 4 glasses of mead to start please I feel so traumatized.

Where is that b---y dragon /dog he and I have some sorting out to do.

Told you I wasn't happy with that invisibility spell, boheminan. Gargoyle, eh? Oh dear, need to get the spanner out when/if I get home. Think we're making progress, as that looks like Versailles down there. One castle is much like another, I suppose, but perhaps we should stop going south now and try west a bit.

Don't panic Mrs Mainwaring - whitewave has landed and looking fine and dandy.

whitewave your dragon/dog has over-indulged in vodka jellies and 'interesting' muffins. I think that's him snoring under that rock over there.

What? Poor old Donald? He only tries o do his best to please!

phewwww!! save me some Vodka! no not jellies!! I need the real thing..will explain later when I get there...but it involves a bad fitting knitted thing, cartweels and Policemen!!! and the back country roads!!!

"thong" dohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Biker what is it with you and policemen???????????

I always get the giggles on muffins.

As far as the d/d is concerned - he never does his best to please and if he doesn't sober up who is going to take me home - actually I don't really care.

Flower power to all and peace and love.

Better not to ask!

biker, where've you been? A mug of vodka coming up. Have you recovered from the jellyfish?

Thish ish the besht party I've been to shinsh 1966!!!!!!!!

ok ..nearly there... decided to go the back roads...the local Bobbies had set up a road block...!! they had heard there was a Rave taking place at Tintergel...lots of older mature ladies gathering.....the only way they would let me pas...is ...!! is............. is............!

If I did Cartwheels over their Panda car!! so I obliged...trouble is when I swam across Lake Windermere this morning I lost my knickers underwear! I had to nip back back home and Knit a Thong..of course I had used up most of the wool so it wasn't really BIG enough... so when I was doing the Cartwheels......it didn't cover my "essentials" I did 2 wheels and they said^they had seen enough now^ !! not sure what they meant

S'not so bad, nannieroz. Those muffinsh.... oh, those muffinsh!

anno need a more than a few! Vodka Jellies.... they didn't check my Whooopee cushion, so I still have some "special leaves" they need crushing I hadn't time to do it.. sounds like they have already been on the special stuff

Lubbly maffins

Have all the jellies you like, biker. The boxes are magic and keep on replacing them. The vodka lollies are also 100% pure vodka.

Oh grans! DS has just turned up so I must leave this lovely party for the time - can you keep an eye on d/d

speak later

Where are you all....??? I can't see it's too dark ....... ahaaaaaa I see you all Ohhhhhhhh my , my , my what a sight for sore eyes! oh Falcon put Rick down now! don't be greedy....
has anyone any puff left,.Randolph need attention...

My connection keeps coming and going, I may well fade away.............................................................................