To be held at Tintagel on Monday starting at 20.00 hours! All welcome. Free parking for broomsticks, chariots, magic carpets etc. Appropriate costumes must be worn.
newist rub your knees together !!! (it always works for me) has anyone seem my matches...???? oh nooo not again, wheres that armchair. and fire extinguisher..
Where are you all....??? I can't see it's too dark ....... ahaaaaaa I see you all Ohhhhhhhh my , my , my what a sight for sore eyes! oh Falcon put Rick down now! don't be greedy.... has anyone any puff left,.Randolph need attention...
anno need a more than a few! Vodka Jellies.... they didn't check my Whooopee cushion, so I still have some "special leaves" they need crushing I hadn't time to do it.. sounds like they have already been on the special stuff
ok ..nearly there... decided to go the back roads...the local Bobbies had set up a road block...!! they had heard there was a Rave taking place at Tintergel...lots of older mature ladies gathering.....the only way they would let me pas...is ...!! is............. is............!
If I did Cartwheels over their Panda car!! so I obliged...trouble is when I swam across Lake Windermere this morning I lost my knickers underwear! I had to nip back back home and Knit a Thong..of course I had used up most of the wool so it wasn't really BIG enough... so when I was doing the Cartwheels......it didn't cover my "essentials" I did 2 wheels and they said^they had seen enough now^ !! not sure what they meant
As far as the d/d is concerned - he never does his best to please and if he doesn't sober up who is going to take me home - actually I don't really care.
phewwww!! save me some Vodka! no not jellies!! I need the real thing..will explain later when I get there...but it involves a bad fitting knitted thing, cartweels and Policemen!!! and the back country roads!!!