*OPEN INVITATION TO THE GREAT ARTHURIAN GRANSNET PARTY*

RIGHT THAT'S IT I SHALL CLIMB AND THEN ZAP YOU ALL WITH MY WAND PURCHASED FROM HARRY POTTER.

MY BEST SPELL IS BEES UP YOUR BUM OR SLUGS IN YOUR MOUTH SO WATCH OUT EVERYONE

whitewave fear not I am coming to get you, you shall be pumped up

Hi Nannie - great to meet you but where is BIKER?? Yes thanks I'll have a muffin and some of that mead...... quorn pastie anyone?

Wondered where you were, Galen. There are plenty of self-replenishing vodka jellies and lollies. Down the hatch!
Blimey! Is that d/d at the muffins now? Stoned and p****d!

You would think that at least the b---y d/d would answer - I bet the vodka jelly has something to do with it.

Where are you biker? Have you brought Randolph?

HELLOOOOOOO is anyone there?

Welcome welcome Galen I can recommend the Muffins

Hellooo I am down on the beach has anyone a pump they can chuck down so I can blow myself up.

Whitewave is that your d/d tucking in to a vodka jelly? What trouble maker kind person gave him that?

Galan, please send up a rocket so I can home in.

Not far behind Galen. Rubysong didn't turn up with her magic rug so I', with Rick Wakeman in his stretch limo.

I'm here! Let me at those vodka jellies and muffins! I'm starving and thirsty!

You can try a sheewee. Not sure myself how they work but apparently a kind of female urinal. Got this job lot from Ebay and they were cheap cos they'd lost the instructions. Always worth a try....

Oh newist what a mistake to make. So embarrassing. Mind you maybe it looks better without the tena pad and if it works.....

I thought my flussy fling thing was one of them, seems to work anyway

Just rounding Port Isaac but I can't see any fire on Tintagel head is it alight yet?

Will I make it ???? Passing over Dartmoor atm, but I do have a Firebolt broom, so should be on time.

Hope there are enough tena pads - I seem to have drunk enough water to sink a battle ship. Will they go with a thong? I don't see why not.

biker! Where are you? Have you recovered from those jellyfish yet? Come and get your real vodka jellies. Toffee vodka lollies come highly recommended. Yum yum - made with the best Werthers Originals.

Found d/d playing on Daymer Bay beach - I have sent him ahead to do his fire lighting duties.

I am just popping around the corner to Polzeath and have a quick surf - my home beach.

If I find any hunky life savers I will invite them along - the trouble is that as I get older they seem to have shrunk. Both up and out?

Roll up, roll up! Vodka jellies and lollies - enough for all. Magic boxes renew stocks infinitely.

Free sheewees for all. Choose your colour to coordinate with your thong things!

Nearly there now just about to come to the Camel Estuary, I bet I find dragon/dog playing on the beach.
Wonder if I will have time to pop into Rick's.

Great minds loopylou

newist how many muffins have you had?

thistledoo did you make the clooty dumpling yourself? I lurve clooty dumpling.