Tatty old bungalows are always expensive because they are on large plots and will be replaced with two or more large luxurious houses. Bingo! Huge profit!
I bought this house in 1994 for £45000, when prices began soaring. It's market value is now £265000. It's a two-up two-down labourer's cottage and probably still the cheapest house in the town, as it was when I bought it.
What would you put in Room 101?
Last three letters contd. November 2015
Alphabetical Fauna (mammals, birds, reptiles, fish, insects etc.)


