My younger sister, aged 3, decorated the sideboard with Dr Whites sanitary towels. Mum had a new baby, we had a Christmas Tree so younger sister decided to help make the front room look joyful. Mum was mortified and kept apologising to the neighbour who called to see the baby - it's my fault, my poor mum said repeatedly. She said the same thing when the same younger sister came into the sitting room with mum's contraceptive cap ' what's this mummy' my naughty little sister asked. I was all of 8 and had no idea what it was, it just looked like something my sister should have left in the bathroom drawer…..
Anyone got any ideas for washing handkerchiefs
Another attempt by Trump to end the war with Iran

Yes, my parents seemed to be always decorating and that was my job too!