It was a dog - my parents didn't want pets and my pleadings had no effect till I was 16 and they agreed on condition I paid for its upkeep and took it for walks. Don't know how I managed it at first but I did and he lived long enough to meet my first child 11 years later.
Last letters become first - March 26


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. Had to sponge it like mad. And since then I've put an apron on before polishing shoes.

