You have to be honest for this game

I have never broken a stone and found a fossil (how wonderful!)

But I have climbed mount Vesuvius (does it count as climbing when there's a path?)

I have never tramped up Vesuvius.

I have fallen off my bike when six months pregnant and chipped my elbow #painful #babywasfine

Have not fallen from bike whilst pregnant
Ihave got stuck on a helter skelter whilst pregnant!

Haven't been stuck on helter skelter whilst pregnant

Got stuck in a lift in Rome when pregnant . Very scarey

I have never been stuck in a lift in Rome whilst pregnant (or not).

I have owned an English Bull Terrier.

Never owned a bull terrier,

Have owned countless marmalade cats

I have not owned countless marmalade cats.

I have had my nose bitten by a Scottie dog when I was about 3.

I have never owned a marmalade cat - or any cat for that matter

An archer fish shot water at me

Oh dear - too slow!!

I have never had my nose bitten by a Scottie dog

An archer fish once shot water at me

I don't think an archer fish has ever shot water at me (don't know what one is)

I still have my own junior ration book

I don't have my junior ration book.

I have kept tropical fish.

I have never kept tropical fish.

I once had an untropical fish (a goldfish, whose name escapes me...).

I have had goldfish too,

I have never eaten lobster ( nor want to)

I have never eaten lobster either but would like to try it.

In my late 50s I won a strawberry and spoon race (a variation on egg and spoon).

I have never won and strawberry (or egg) and spoon race.

But I did once have a sea gull (black headed) as a pet ( as nasty boy had shot him with an air gun)

Never had a seagull as a pet,

I am pretty nifty with a yo-yo

By nifty, I mean skilful(Boasty)

I am not nifty with a yoyo
But I can still use my pogo stick!

You can't!!!! I don't believe it.

I've never been able to use a pogo stick

But I can still run upstairs

I haven't tried running upstairs recently

I've been a bridesmaid five times

I have never been a bridesmaid.

I once went on a carol singing pub crawl (for charity).

I have never been on a carol singing pub crawl.

I was an angel in a school nativity play.

I was never an angel, not even in a school nativity play

I hitch hiked with two friends from Birmingham to Llandudno in my 20s

I haven't hitch-hiked from Birmingham to Llandudno.

I hitch-hiked round the Isle of Wight with my friend when we were teenagers.