I can't really crack open a bottle of decent Prosecco when there's just me here, can I?

Yes.

We have one of those gizmos to keep champagne fizzy.
Otherwise pop a teaspoon (handle down of course ) in the top of the bottle and it keeps it quite fizzy.

Otherwise take it up to bed with you (on the grounds that if you drink it downstairs you may not get up the stairs)

Thanks for the tip about the Waitrose pastry, otherwise Tesco does one with Normandy butter, ready-rolled)
and the M&S little bottles of Prosecco

No! Those are grandchildren.

Aren't gizmos those cute little things that you must keep dry, because if they get wet, grow teeth and a temper? ?

I've one of those gizmos as well. They work really well

Its lovely stuff and an ideal treat!

Ooh didn't know about those!!

I like the M&S little bottles of Prosecco......

Of course! I have some kind of gizmo that keeps leftover fizz fizzy.

I can't say whether it works or not, because we've never had any left over.

Just me then?

Have you not heard the saying jings

A bottle of Prosecco is not just for Christmas

It would be almost cruel to make the poor thing wait.

Go on you know you want to............

Get thee behind me......!

Of course you can jingl!
Get on with it woman it's near as damnit Christmas!

Cup of tea it had better be then annsixty. The Prosecco will see Christmas after all.

Lakeland have nice little jar of Prosecco gummy bears which would slip over one at a time??

Why does it need to be justified? #justdoit

I can't justify it for two of us so I think the answer is :no.

True.

You never know who MIGHT drop in. jings You'd be all ready for them.

You could try using your teeth on it. Oh no, best not, that's beer bottles isn't it!