If we all just call her WOT anyway instead of typing the rest of her name we will win by usage.
If all else fails WOT could always resign for an hour and come back straight away as WOT
Family history of macular degeneration
Old-fashioned pulley clotheslines
Do you buy yourself an advent calendar?

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Miss, Miss, will she have to go on the naughty step. #notasneek 

