Sorry if this has been on before. The Old Man was just watching David Attenborough on the tellybox, and it's reinforced my wish to have him ( David, not the Old Man!) at my dream dinner party, along with Billy Connolly, Adolf Hitler, Sandi Toksvig, and Her Majesty the Queen.
Although I love entertaining I would have this dinner at Mary Berry's house, which is only about 10 mins away from where I live. I'd be gracious enough to let her cook the meal and also join us to eat it. "Us" would be (in no particular order)
Stephen King Oscar Wilde Hugh Jackman Michael Flanders & Donald Swann Johann Strauss II Joyce Grenfell Margaret Mountford My friend Deirdre from Campbeltown
Nat King Cole would provide the after-dinner entertainment - bliss!
Can i have a couple of standbys in case anyone drops out? Betty Boothroyd and King Henry the Second (although, famously, he never sat still long enough to eat anything!).
I too would prefer to go out to a restaurant, not because I can't cook but because I would just like to sit and listen to my guests.
They would be Brian Cox and Robin Ince (I love the Infinite Monkey Cage!) and then maybe Billy Connolly and Eddie Izzard. I can't think of any women I would love to meet except possibly Judy Dench.
In reality, I'm like janeainsworth and would run a mile rather than invite a lot of people I don't know to dinner - and would prefer to see all my women friends with whom I could relax and have a laugh.
However, if I could be transformed into an entertaining and confident person I would, along with my friends, invite:
Desmond Tutu Brenda Blethyn Sandi Toksvig Stewart Lee Benjamin Zephania Julia Bradbury
I'm not having it here - we'll go to a restaurant - and I'll have Jeremy Corbyn, Janet Street-Porter, Mick Jagger, Darcy Bussell and Michael Portillo. I'll make sure Jeremy and Michael sit at opposite ends of the table.Mick might feel a bit out of it so I'll sit next to him. I wonder how Janet and Darcy would get on?
I must be a shrinking violet. I wouldn't like to have anyone I didn't know round for dinner. My friends four at a time will do me fine, though it would be nice to have the chef from the Feathers Inn at Hedley on the Hill to do the cooking, and someone to do the clearing up!
Oh I must add 93 year old Baroness Jean Trumpington who I saw give a one hour talk at a Literary Festival - no notes, just a brilliant raconteur. She was so funny and not frightened to say what she thought.
I thought about Jean Trumpington Greyduster when I saw you were going to have the Duchess of Devonshire - are we having a seance too
Billy Connolly. Haggred (Robbie Coltrane). Hairy Bikers to do the cooking. Paulo Nutini for after dinner Singing. Ian Rankin to tell a tale or two. Pam Ayres for a little Ditty . Kim and Aggy to clear up afterwards!