My old scales had got erratic so bought some more. Came with a guarantee so I asked if they were guaranteed to say I weighed less than the old ones did. The assistant said,"yes, and it helps if you keep one foot on the floor"
Got home, stepped onto scales, which said I weighed 3 lbs more than I thought.
Shall I go and retrieve old scales from the bin?
Alphabetical Fauna (mammals, birds, reptiles, fish, insects etc.)
CONTINUATION of write a word beginning with the first letter of the name of the user above you


And well done with the diet. 

