It's Good Friday. Where are the Bunny Ears and Easter emoticons? jings why haven't you got on to GNHQ yet? (too busy stuffing herself delicately nibbling a Cadbury's Creme egg I suspect) 
Twenty pounds ! What will you receive ?
Trump's Interior Decorating Dream is With Us Forever!
or tbuangry
and so on 

(as pointed out in emails to the norty ones amongst us) 
you wouldn't start with its bottom first, would you? Like biting the heads off jelly babies!

