200 days

I once overheard someone asking a new mum what her baby was called, and the answer sounded like porsh-a. Oh, like the car, said interested party? No, like the Shakespearian character, said annoyed new mum

My son's got a red porsche. As well as a proper car.

He always pronounces it porsh-a.

Maggiemaybe, I feel it is very inappropriate of you to flaunt your wealth, especially as I have eleventy million less than you, I feel you are rubbing my nose in it rather! But as its C, no hard feelings xx

Yesterday I actually bought my first Christmas present!

I am a moderator on another site and I am always tempted to delete any thread that mentions C before December. Unfortunately not all the other moderators feel the same ?

My lovely MiL put the sprouts on a fortnight before C They were usually bright yellow ( only joking)

Good job turkeys can't read Teetime.

"Big Red Button"

O M G !!!

I'll bet there really is one too.

I've said before, that the C word cannot be mentioned until after the November Street Fair!

I have read the posts so far and will not be returning here until December.
So there !

roses??? ?

Kat

I feel much more ready this year! Bet I am ahead of all of you all in preparations! #joke

Will you adopt me please Maggiemaybe As long as you don't mention the C word until November I would be a very good Daughter.

Aw, I love it! I won't say the word so as not to offend delicate sensibilities though. Time to start updating my spreadsheet, the one with the holly and jingle bells border.

I am spending eleventy million gazillion pounds on each of mine, Kateykrunch, and buying red Porsches for the DGS

KK, yes a diary, SO THAT YOU KNOW IT's NOT DECEMBER FOR MONTHS

He..he...its a bit of an injoke....but.....I would like to spend a million, zillion pounds on my 2 adult children and their 4 offspring for wonderful Christmas presents, any suggestions for gifts for my limited budget would be appreciated. (Sorry!)

WHAT?????

Well I can't wait. I can't be doing with all this heat and summer activities. Roll on the Autumn and Winter. I miss my fleece and Ugg slippers...

Hear hear, banned until 1st Dec, the word and TeeTime

Shame on you Teetime! You're not allowed to say that word in full until December. Never mind deleting this thread, I reckon GNHQ should ban you for this

Well this goes against all my standards but

FFS,, NOT the "C" word in June.

Well MY sprouts are on [smug] emoticon.

Do you remember Bunty?
"Put sprouts in a pan with 3 large pebbles.
Cover with water.
Boil until the stones are soft"
#notdeliaornigella