Hells Bells!

My father used to say, 'RISSOLES!'
No prizes for guessing what that was a substitute for.

He did use swear words as well but could be quite 'poetic' about it. I remember him banging crossly about the house when he couldn't find something - 'Cr*p and corruption! Sh*t and seduction!' etc.

Nothing so inventive in this house!

ceesnan we were queuing up to go into a small theatre production some years ago and the man in from gave his name as Mr Kinell. Couldn't stop tittering about it all night.

Kinell. Used regularly by DH who insists it's not swearing

Flamin' Nora!

"Oh my giddy aunt" and "Gordon Bennett". The grandchildren also use these. Must get them funny looks at school.

flaming heck

Nincompoop!

sunseeker that expression brings back many memories!

OH shouts PILLOCK! at motorway drivers who hog the middle lane.
Another family favourite is BLOOD AND SAND.
At others times the usual sweary words apply.

"Bogga day!" Invented by Minibags when she was a toddler. No, she hadn't heard me saying bugger. It might have come from Bother or Botheration.

ye gods and little fishes

Meant by others, oh a...

Arse or maybe that will be construed as others as swearing, has to be said loudly

I thought that Hells Bells was a Scottish expression but I could be wrong.

Bodily orifices!

Hells Bells

Depends who's listening! I think even shouting Arrrggghhh Sherbert Dibdabs can be swearing if it's used in context!