Words I Don't Know How To Pronounce..

Did you mean chimbley BBbevan? Thas Norfik tha' is! Along with fillum for film.

Lots of people say 'susstificate' for certificate around here, and chimney for chimney

Jalima down sarf we say grass with a long a

My friend always used to pronounce "misled" as "mizzled"!

There's a housing association in my area called Paradigm ... which I think is pronounced paradime. But why choose such a difficult name to start with?

Currently I am shouting at the tv/radio when I hear "Sunk" used instead of "Sank" (e.g. Rory McIlroy sunk a putt from 25 yards). And I am definitely sitting at my computer, I am not sat at it.

But that website doesn't take into account regional accents, chrissyh And I've come across some very dodgy pronunciations given on it..

Same as Indi.

There is an excellent website called 'howjsay' which tells you how to pronounce words.

Where I come from, we say crass, lass and mass with a short 'a', and grass, pass and glass with a long 'a'. Daft, I know (and that's daft with a long 'a' ).
Then, to make things even more complicated, there's a double bass, which is pronounced 'bayss'

Crass rhymes with lass where I come from. Crass rhyming with grass would sound really snobby here.
I thought crass rhymed with lass rhymed with grass
(short 'a')

You say potato and I say po-tata...etc ( let's call the whole thing off.)

Suddenly, all TV interviewers and interviewees begin their pieces to camera with the word 'so'. Who started that fad?
It's obligatory, along with the nodding of the head Bucksfizz

An ex colleague of my DD used to drive her mad by always pronouncing 'pull' to rhyme with skull instead of bull. She said it sounded absolutely ridiculous! I used to work with someone who insisted on saying 'plarstic'. But affectation was her middle name .

Lichen.
Used to be lichen as in kitchen.
Now lichen as in liken.
Doh!

A real problem foe me was 'concupiscence' which is a biblical no-no. It's mentioned in 'Measure For Measure' which I used to teach so I had to block it out in syllables as "Con. Kew. Piss. Sense."

Towts

One of our DDs worked in the local M&S while in the 6th form and had a colleague who used to ask her to check the price of the mangy towts-mange tout! They've been mangy (hard g) towns ever since

polly I remember those pesky unpronounceable things in My Family and Other Animals.
I say sick-AR-ders but I haven't a clue really.

Another one I'm never sure of is Madonna's surname ciccone. Just as well she doesn't use it much!

As a child i used to say bed-raggled with the emphasis on the first syllable as if youd got raggled in bed! And lots of children read Hermione as herm -i -own in Harry Potter until the film came out as they realised it was herm- eye- onee!

Just remembered cicadas! Read abouvthem and in my head said kick-a-das with even emphasis. I know thats wrong now but cant remember whats right. Is it chik-ay-das with emphasis on second syllable?

Is it sub-sid-ence or sub-side-ence?

Not strictly speaking I know but ........

Crass rhymes with lass where I come from. Crass rhyming with grass would sound really snobby here.
Crass in fact

A word I always struggle with is 'crass'. Does it rhyme with 'grass' with a long 'a'sound,or 'lass' with a short 'a'?

phonemic? Never heard the word before- what happened to phonetics?

Once met at a party a student of electromicroscopy who kindly spent the evening teaching me to say it as we downed wine ...