The Gransnet Olympics !

Mouse and Wilma, I think you've disqualified yourselves from the Procrastination event by replying to this thread! I'm good at procrastinating, but I'm only a talented amateur

There are some ideas here twitter.com/hashtag/MyOlympicSportWouldBe

Will there be a " tearing ones hair out" event ? No-one else need even bother entering, the Gold is mine.

I will be entering the 'creating clutter from fresh air' event, sure to bring in the gold!

bluecat !

Help! I was practising for the the compression stocking event and I can't get it OFF! AIBU to get the fire brigade, it's been three hours now.....

Voice projection (shouting) to my 96 yr old father.

We are short of one sumo wrestler for our tag team, anyone up for it? You need to be in excess of 25 stone and quick on your pins.

I have decided that I can easily do the 26 mile walk, I can no longer run, but I would need to book into hotels en route for a month because it would take me that long, walking up to half a mile day to finish the course. Anybody want to join me? We could also sample the wines in Rio.

Lying in bed not sleeping event. I can go for up to 5 hours so far. Followed by the sleeping through the day event. hugs

Anniebach. Sorry to burst your balloon but the Eddie the Eagle film came out last year!

I was going to be captain of the apathy team...but why should I? Who cares? What's it got to do with me, anyway?

BPJ DH will give him a run for his money!

As you know, I am generally very quiet and unassuming, but I would like to be captain of the team entering the go
ing into a shop without a list and forgetting one of the two items I went in for. I have had 2 trial runs so far today and been a resounding success both times. I am good at all disciplines of the sport having practiced both at the butcher's and the small village super market. I will be honing my skills in Tesco next week.

Does that mean I'm a triathlete?

I don't know what to enter, procrastination seems to be full.
I am a bit worried that my 19 month old GS has been reading this. We spent yesterday running up and down the garden with him chanting "'eady, go" at each end. He obviously has me in training. Unfortunately he usually wins!

Is there an event for stating the b obvious as I think my OH would be a medal contender

Cleaning teeth with left hand for 2 minutes (if you're right handed)
Most needles threaded without reading glasses
Longest time waiting to go for a pee without an accident
Candy Crush (coach is 8 yr old DGS)
Fastest mounting and dismounting horse without a mounting block

Black belt in Ludo...

The hop,skip and putting my foot in it! Luckygirl can I be in your team? On second thoughts after reading this maybe not!!☺️

I'm glad someone has got it under control!!

My D.H.was the Olympic barbed wire hurdling champion in London 2012 but after a recent tragic accident whilst practicing, he has now retired to sing soprano in the local choir

I hope for a medal in fitting all the dirty dishes into the dishwasher when others have left some on the side declaring there to be no room!

Sorry ladies, I won't be able to make the opening ceremony as its long past my bedtime.

Grandma, wouldn't it be easier to just keep your tv off

I shall be entering the 'over the top' avoidance of the Olympics. Last Olympics I was in hospital with sepsis, this time I am having a hysterectomy. I just hope I'm around for the next one!