Please send food parcels!

There you are you see. No need for despair.

#nosympathyhere

I suppose, if it keeps raining we could have frogs legs and snails!

Look Missis! We had fried eggs on toast for our main meal today, because we are back from a break and no one could be arsed to shop.

Make do!

Time for Fireman Sam methinks

Can I attach 4 x under 5 dgc to the drone for the return journey? They are still talking and I'm jiggered!!!!

Drone loaded!!!

Right, I'm on standby with some home cooked "ready meals" I have a venison casserole (ok, might be bit more of a winter dish), good old spag bol, piri piri chicken, and Mr P's extra special macaroni cheese, which has onion, mushrooms and bacon in it.

Loading the drone with essentials such as wine and smoked salmon oh and the latest bodice ripper

You are all life savers!!

Trade the car in for an inflatable dinghy?

Mounting my broomstick this minute. Will a case of red and a case of white be enough?

argh...that should read no one wants to be.....

Kitty Have prepared food parcel ....containing:

Bottle of Brandy
Cake
Luxury chocolate
and deodorant ( well no ones to be cut off and smelly do they??)

Now the question is ...carrier pigeon or Saint Bernard as means of delivery !!

Be grateful kitty we have two routes to the dual carriage way but that is the only road to anywhere.
Would you prefer the basics or a bit of luxury ?

Oh dear fingers crossed all will be well

If only my helicopter were working.

Preparing food parcel right away!