Story Time ( game)

After his haircut nobody recognised Boris and he ended up ............

Yes he got a Beatles style cut. Not because he liked the pop group
just that his favourite characters were
'The vultures' in the jungle book film.
I'm saying nothing

So start again....what happened to Boris? Hope he finally got a haircut....

Sorry,didn't realise that button crossed every thing out.

-picked one with a puncture, but sister Rachel came to the rescue ,waving a vintage copy of 'The Lady' and she-

......Boris Johnson appeared wearing his pants over his trousers and gave everyone a flying bike to escape, sadly Boris .........

.....seven league wading boots and scarpered. Meanwhile the elephants (boo-hoo) had drowned, and the whole of Oxford was evacuated while...

a sea of green goo, the good Doctor immediately got out his special

....exploded covering the entire country in ........

.

It became a jelly adult and swallowed Dr Who in one gulp. With a loud burp it ....

...one of the jelly babies came alive and grew and grew until...

Develop a new flavour of jelly baby. He thought this was going well until...

seductive and he didn't want to be distracted from his mission, which was of course to...

Dr Who exterminated the Daleks without a second thought because he found their silly voices most.......

the Daleks thought human cooking was very silly
and said in Dalek voice
"First they peel them
Then then boil them
Then they smash them up" ...

......put on the Bake Off programme on the BBC, it was not a great success because .......

and 4 daleks. The daleks had all been reprogrammed to...

(who?)

'What have here?
This won't do at all'
I need reinforcments.
He blew on his whistle
Pc plod and the laughing police popped out the police box followed by Dr Who ...

....evening all.....

......Into the future, all the cars were slithering and sliding in the snail trail when Dixon of Dock Green appeared and said.........

...snail popped up with a flash of sparks exactly where the elephant had been. Now, although all the cars were going at a snail's pace, this particular snail was 10 feet tall and his pace was considerably faster than your average garden snail. He promptly started slithering up the boot of the nearest car and over the roof and....

Cast one of his wizarding spells, this was supposed to make everything alright, but, as in life, these things rarely work and a large and not very attractive

Round and round he went.
Where stops
Nobody knows
unfortunatly now going round the wrong way
Dumbledore sighed and ...

...realised that if you go far enough on the M25 you could be back where you started - still in a jam.