Story Time ( game)

Jeremy vacated his floor space hastily as didn't want to be seen with this pair. At that point a couple of seated passengers stood up and with a bow proffered their seats. Camilla smiled in queenly style and sat down with her husband. Just then the train ground to a halt and...

...a troupe of Morris men joined the carriage. In no time at all.......

....everyone was waving hankies and dancing, Charles & Camilla were last seen clashing their sticks and skipping down ......

The corridor, following the rest of the troupe, They ended up in the buffet and Camilla said, oh darling I'm dying for a tea. Oh, can't you hold it in till we get orf? he replied. These places are not clean, y' know.. I said TEA, said she, but he wasn't having it. Wouldn't be Duchy tea, wouldn't be any choice, so she reluctantly gave up and settled for a gin and tonic and a bag of crisps. But then, all of a sudden...

Prince Harry abseiled through the window, beaming all over his face, he opened the sports bag he was holding and said 'Look Dad, Cam, I found this on the train roof!'
'I say old chap,' said Charles, 'doncha realise? You've found the missing ...

......Link, you are a hero, now get off this train and find yourself a wife and settle down. Harry leapt off the train and went into McD 's where he found ........

A big mac is not worth the hype, so he skyped Taylor Harris and asked her to

Fetch him some gear tho actually her name was Taylor Swift (the other one being a guy. And a bad one at thst). Ms Swift said she was busy, so Harry grumpily left his half-eaten Big Mac and decided to pop along and pay a visit to Gran, but when he got to the Palace he was shocked to find that

All the guard's Busbys appeared to have grown legs and were running around the court yard with the guards in hot pursuit...

..........The corgis seemed particularly interested in the running Busbys and chased after them with evil intent, fortunately a rain shower dampened their ardour and the dogs went into the palace. The guards made the busbys stand to attention and..........

...walk in line and in step into the Palace where the Queen...

Was handing out knighthoods. First in line, to her amused surprise was the well known and outspoken

...Sir Matt Busby - but she'd knighted him already, so....

.......she gave him a royal nightie instead and he wore it to ......

....the cinema, where he went to see the latest Star Trek film, however he was soon accosted by .....

A group of hen party revellers ...

Clucking and squawking and henpecking Sir Matt all the way back home. Eventually they arrived back in ...

Central London and nipped in for a Chinese in Chinatown. Sitting next to them was that well known diplomat, Katie Hopkins, who was having an argument with a waiter about her chopsticks. The Hen Revellers were quite drunk by this point and one of them staggered over to KH and said...

'Fancy joining us love?
I've got a spare pink fluffy tiara and nice pink feather boa you can borrow
Come on it'll be a laugh
You can bring yer chopsticks'

What Katie did next ...

....was tip a plate of chop suey all over the woman's head and then stormed out of the place colliding with...

the Prince of Wales. (Well with the door to the main bar). Rubbing her sore head she went into the P o W and said " give me a G&T , I've just been spoken to rudely by some horrid girls. " The barman recognised her as the journalist who was on Big Brother, and decided to play a game with her, so he

Told her that Bear (latest winner according to Internet as I don't watch it) was in a private room at the back and had asked to see her, and he ushered her into a broom cupboard and locked the door. Meanwhile Prince Charles ....

Was skiing in the Alps ..

...and fell head first into a snowdrift. He struggled up and said...

'Thanks' as he big hairy hand helped him to steady himself in the snow.
As he looked up he came face to face with a Yeti. ..