Story Time ( game)

.....and shaved all the fur from the coat narrowly missing the crown jewels. Camilla galloped off shouting .....

Is that man doing in a real fur coat it's so non u, and she grabbed an electric razor from her handbag ..

New personal secretary-cum-bodyguard (cutting down on staff, you know) and whisked him off to help chat to a few plants, hug a few trees, and introduce him to the wife. When they got home Camilla came galloping up ( she was on a horse) and said, Charlie, what in hell's name..

which explained his feelings about Brexit and fracking and how Charles could achieve world peace. A grateful Prince Charles immediately appointed the thoughtful yeti his ...

Oops please ignore ' he' should read
'a big...'

" Is that damn Nicholas Witchell chap anywhere nearby. He will have a photo of me on that blasted Twittery Wittery Thingumejig like a flash."

" The BBC are filming" ----

'Thanks' as he big hairy hand helped him to steady himself in the snow.
As he looked up he came face to face with a Yeti. ..

...and fell head first into a snowdrift. He struggled up and said...

Was skiing in the Alps ..

Told her that Bear (latest winner according to Internet as I don't watch it) was in a private room at the back and had asked to see her, and he ushered her into a broom cupboard and locked the door. Meanwhile Prince Charles ....

the Prince of Wales. (Well with the door to the main bar). Rubbing her sore head she went into the P o W and said " give me a G&T , I've just been spoken to rudely by some horrid girls. " The barman recognised her as the journalist who was on Big Brother, and decided to play a game with her, so he

....was tip a plate of chop suey all over the woman's head and then stormed out of the place colliding with...

'Fancy joining us love?
I've got a spare pink fluffy tiara and nice pink feather boa you can borrow
Come on it'll be a laugh
You can bring yer chopsticks'

What Katie did next ...

Central London and nipped in for a Chinese in Chinatown. Sitting next to them was that well known diplomat, Katie Hopkins, who was having an argument with a waiter about her chopsticks. The Hen Revellers were quite drunk by this point and one of them staggered over to KH and said...

Clucking and squawking and henpecking Sir Matt all the way back home. Eventually they arrived back in ...

A group of hen party revellers ...

....the cinema, where he went to see the latest Star Trek film, however he was soon accosted by .....

.......she gave him a royal nightie instead and he wore it to ......

...Sir Matt Busby - but she'd knighted him already, so....

Was handing out knighthoods. First in line, to her amused surprise was the well known and outspoken

...walk in line and in step into the Palace where the Queen...

..........The corgis seemed particularly interested in the running Busbys and chased after them with evil intent, fortunately a rain shower dampened their ardour and the dogs went into the palace. The guards made the busbys stand to attention and..........

All the guard's Busbys appeared to have grown legs and were running around the court yard with the guards in hot pursuit...

Fetch him some gear tho actually her name was Taylor Swift (the other one being a guy. And a bad one at thst). Ms Swift said she was busy, so Harry grumpily left his half-eaten Big Mac and decided to pop along and pay a visit to Gran, but when he got to the Palace he was shocked to find that

A big mac is not worth the hype, so he skyped Taylor Harris and asked her to