Story Time ( game)

.......the tea at the airport was so toxic the reporter went back to normal ( for a Telegraph reporter ) except for ...........

....Sam, saying 'Yer time's up, mate, yer've been rumbled. How many sugars?'

Oops back to rose and said indignantly 'my b...s are glowing in the dark. scarpper!'
So off he scampered to hide in the airport luggage dept where he ended up on the carousel
A flashing blue neon reporter going round and round until...

Airport luggage department unfortunately he ended up on the carousel.
A flashing blue neon reporter going round and round until ....

Boris Johnson's jogging trousers, unfortunately Boris was wearing them at the time and said indignantly...........

.....the Telegraph reporter, he turned bright blue and glowed in the dark, he tried to hide in .......

...one of them tipped the plutonium into the teapot. He carefully poured out a cup and passed it to...

....and went into a huddle under the table. Then three of them got up and danced on the table....then....!

.....where they discovered the England football manager eating burgers and drinking Irn Bru with four journalists thinly disguised as businessmen. The comrades pricked up their ears when they heard mention of that good old Russion word 'megabucks'........

Luton airport to drink Cinzano ...

Comrades? Comrades? Vere are you all? Don't tell me you've left me and gone off to...

A lot of gas both up and down .

'Ve vill be harnessing all dis gas!

'From now on there vill be no more drinking of ze vodka'

*we vill be building ze Stout and Vimto factories all over ze mother land!'

'Comrades..

was drinking stout and vimto, which had the extraordinary effect of causing

In a parallel universe where everything was topsy turvy
Putin has now given up the vodka and....

.....Jeremy Corbyn who had become fed up with trying to solve all the problems within the Labour Party and decided to join the Tories.....

Leaving no one to run for president of the US, so they prevaled upon Boris Johnson to stand in as a Trump look a like while Theresa May filled his vacancy with

And chanted 'you are the chosen one'
'All hail our new leader'...

......beamed up the yellow haired one to the planet Vulcan where the Vulcanites gathered round and ......

Safari where he spent his time writing speeches for a certain Mr Nice Guy, future saviour of the world, or a part of it, leaving out all the foreigners, but then his cellphone rang so he

his spin doctor who had just returned from a lengthy

In fact he's called Dr Spock, knows all about childcare, and reckons he has ways of dealing with any recalcitrant citizens, but first he wants to find the one with the yellow hair, spotted just recently, and who is probably having a meltdown somewhere. So he calls

.......this left America with Captain James Kirk in charge, the starship Enterprise replaced the White House and Mr Spock. ......

...so they said to the coachperson 'take us AWAY from your leader!' and....

and who couldn't understand why nobody was taking any notice; obviously

...the aliens who have just arrived on the White House lawn in the Coronation Coach...