Story Time ( game)

....he is coming to take you away ha ha, leaving the USA to be governed by .......

no more as Captain Pugwash has been sighted, we must assume

....village Trumpton and weep.....

Doesn't bother me, I'm a woman, and I'm gonna win that particular race, so get back to your

By hook or by crook I will be the last man standing, then Hilary said......

Talking to Donald TRUMP and he said....

David Attenborough. ...

....I ordered him a minicab and when it arrived I noticed that the driver was..........

Trying to get back to the jungles of Borneo...

The aforementioned handsome prince who seemed to have disappeared, when suddenly I saw an orangey-looking figure with a yellow mop of hair, who was frantically

........he landed on the lap of Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick who took him back to the clinic to be Supermouser. I left the sofa and went in search of ........

.....he landed on the pavement (did I mention I live on the 16th floor?) and lost his first life. Luckily for the moggy........

running

Sofa! I turned down the cats kind offer and opened the window to let him out. With one leap he was out and tuning fast and far until...

.....and as if by magic the cat turned into a handsome prince, he whispered to me - come live with me and be my ..........

hearing aid...all the better to hear you with, I whispered into the cat's fluffy ear...

On my knee which is always ready for nice cats to land on. The cat purred contentedly and I switched on my...

...and a largish blonde moggy, whom we shall call Hillary, fell through a Maralyn Monroe grating and landed up.........

(Yes, good one Bella!).....all the cats in the area were wandering around with their noses in the air so not looking where they were going.......

Taking Ivana and her fish (get it?) net stockings with it, and leaving a strong fishy aroma hanging over Manhattan for weeks; so bad was it that

..the pilchard vat blew up....

Tragedy struck and...

And New Yorkers queued round the corner for this delicacy, until one day

...pilchards, Mars bars and rusty bolts.....

had perfected a new dish called "pie in the Sky" it was full of