Earlier this year when I picked my DGS up from school, we would walk up the hill saying his 2 times table and every time I was correcting "for'een" into fourteen. Then my DP and I went to Pets at Home and the bill came to £14.14p When the young assistant said "That will be for'een. for'een please", my DP had to restrain me from leaning over the counter and saying "Listen to Nana It's FOURTEEN FOURTEEN !!"
Adult offspring harbouring resentments
Wrong side driving social media stunt



