Gransnet Xmas Panto.

Whatever panto we decide on, can I please be the back end of a cow?

The part was written for me.

Ok then where do want me - lights, action - where is my trailer and my make up artists? I take it I am to play the leading lady

TeeTime, I'm sure Rotherham Sailing Club (UK) will understand.

Gransel and Gretel?

NanKate me appearing wearing anything would not sell any programmes. I am of more use working back stage. My forte is writing amusing ditties.

One must talk to one's agent first- not sure if I wanted at the RSC this season.

I am up for stage direction if anyone needs me...as long as I get plenty of naps during rehearsals!

Babes in the 'Hood.

Ch*****as by any other name Wobblybits

Red riding hoodies?

I'll let it sleep and bump it up in November. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Good luck with keeping the thread going for that long!

Trisha, please note, I did not mention the "C" word, OK, it's a technicality, but we are only at the planning stage, rehearsals will not commence before the end of November.

Come on Charleygirl I am sure you would look good in a short frilly skirt selling programmes if you don't feel up to treading the boards.

I'm with you Wobblybits as you were up for the Olympics and Paras.

Could I be a fairly mature Fairy Godmother ? I have a sparkly type wand given to me by one of my students when I was teaching. My two GSs are very taken with it.

When I was teaching we had a ban on mentioning the festive season for anything at all (including the Christmas Production) until after half term (last week in October). So I am programmed to completely ignore this thread until then. Sorry!

Oh God!

I need 6 months to recover from the Paralympics.

Cinder Fella

It's only September...

Oh no they're not!